When you were read stories as a kid, and they warned you of the big bad. I am the big bad. Only now, I come bite sized and the smaller I am, the more punch I pack.
I don't know you and unless I knew you before all of this happened, chances are that I'm not going to like you so I don't even know why you bother. Really. It's sad and watching you squirm as you try to figure out what to say to get me to like you makes me laugh.
I'm Valerie Greene, and I'm not going away for a long time